Welcome!

Welcome to The Wiggly Ears!We're a café that is staffed exclusively* by Viera for your wiggly and ear-like pleasure. From serving pastries for those of you with a particularly sweet-tooth, to expertly steeped tea for those with a more refined palate, we are sure to strike your fancy and keep you thoroughly entertained.Our hosts are specialized in your comfort and keeping you happy as you relax with your stay!(*do not mind staff without authentic wiggly ears atop their head)

Services we offer...

We offer all the typical services of a café. From drinks, to good service, live entertainment, all the way back around to food. The stage may find itself full of contests or performers, or may find itself empty as a peaceful lull spreads throughout the building. Either way, we're at your service.

There may be rumors of something else happening within the walls of The Wiggly Ears after closing, once the patrons and staff have left for the night.If you have heard those rumors...No, you haven't.

What's the Haps this week (x/x/23)?

We're going to open at some point. The prospect of when, the timing, and any entertainment or such will be announced here, before opening.

We'll also list potential future openings and bigger events in the future!

Venue Rules (Please Read!)

  • This is a roleplay venue. Please respect that aspect of the venue when coming in, and expect the same respect to be given to you.

  • All levels of RP is welcome, both new and old, short and long.

  • Harrassment of any kind is a big NO. If you're found doing anything like that to staff or other customers, we're gonna hit that report button.

  • Anything considered hate speech (racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.) is VERY MUCH NOT ALLOWED.

  • If you're asked to stop something by staff, we expect you to respectfully stop.

  • If you have any problems with a staff member or another customer, speak to a manager with all the details so we can act accordingly.

  • Gil exchanged is real gil. Anything that is specifically listed as RP gil will be listed as such on the site.

  • Please don't use yell or shout chat. We're going to use that for yelling and shouting ourselves.

  • Do not expect staff members to extend the same kind of roleplay done here while outside of our venue.

  • Flirting and such is fine, but do not touch or physically interact with staff unless they expressly say it is fine. The same goes for our staff toward the customer. Consent is mandatory!

  • We currently do not offer ERP or 18+ services, so please respect that.

  • Please do not use BRD performance, spam abilities, or spam the chat with emotes or /say spam if possible! As always, public roleplay is welcome and encouraged, but be considerate of other people!

  • Don't pee on the couch.

Staff Categories

Hosts

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Management

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Owner

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General Staff

SHAER
YAPIH

Server

Valthorn
Evergreen

server

Lumi
Sou

server

Applying to our Mystery House!

What will be expected of you:

Hosts

• Professional Attitude
• Willingness to spend time with a stranger
• Willingness to adjust to our various theme changes
• Provide fun roleplay with guests

Bartenders

• Being able to make recommendations to customers
• Being social with our customers past a simple transaction
• Keeping track of earnings separate from tips

Bouncers

• Keep an eye on customers and how considerate they are of the venue's rules
• Respond quickly and quietly to disruptions
• Stepping between staff and customers in case of a dispute

We are currently looking for:

  • Hosts

  • Bartenders

  • Bouncers

Any of that sound good to you?Hit that apply button! Where ever it is!

NOelle Valmont

Together
We Chili's

Age: ???
Hometown: ???
Personality: ???
Preferences: ???

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4POAti35Kt0"

Sora'li Nbelhi

Knight who treats
you like royalty

Age: ???
Hometown: ???
Personality: ???
Preferences: ???

"Insert Quote Here"

N'khai Tia

Some Brawn
No Brain

Age: Twenty-five.
Hometown: Ul'dah.
Personality: Airheaded, Confident, Friendly.
Preferences: Good vibes, Alcohol, Trivia.

"You know the saying where someone gets 'bent out of shape'? It comes from a time where someone got so angry that he turned into a pretzel. Crazy, right?"

Cohzi'a Thatu

OLD, Yet
STINKY

Age: ???
Hometown: ???
Personality: ???
Preferences: ???

"Insert Quote Here"